Promises, promises

I sure wish I wrote here more often, just for the sake of being able to go back and read it years from now and probably get a good chuckle.

Have you ever taken a bite of a slice of pizza and burned the roof of your mouth? Well, have you ever had that same slice of pizza burn you twice? In two different places? This evening, I dropped a slice of pizza and in my attempt to save it, my right ring finger was scalded with molten hot cheese and sauce. It sill hurts. Of course, being a dummy, I quickly put that same slice of pizza into my mouth where it scorched the roof of my mouth. Two burns, two different places, one slice. Beat that.