My elevator...

So, I recently moved into a new building, and since I live on the 5th floor, I mostly take the elevator up. The last few days everytime I get in, I accidentally press the 3 button instead of the 5. Not sure why this is, as they're not even next to each other or on top of each other. It's very annoying because the elevator is really, really slow. Last night when I got home, I really had to pee (blame it on all the beers), yet I hit the 3 button again and it caused me to almost pee my pants.

I think I'm a little spacey these days, so maybe that's the reason. The other day I tripped and fell flat on my face while walking into a giant pipe coming out of the sidewalk. Very nice indeed.